♥ twoone08!

heylo people!

abirami here :) first time. just to add on to wan ting's ever growing collection. oh and sorry dear i took off the last one to protect myself from *cough*cheryl*cough* you know what i mean haha.

Why you so late uh?
(Answers with what wan ting posted the phototaking thing)
Are you satisfied with my answer esther? - Esther, Mr De Souza

Capital punishment is not like I kill your lover cos you killed mine - Mr Toh on the difference between CP and Murder

Marking the literature paper was painful. It was like 'A Literature Teacher Forsees Her Death'

- Ms Picca, on the lit papers

You're telling me that if I get CP I'll go Wah Heng Heng *waving hands around* I didn't get Life.
- Mr Toh, on our misconception about CP..

(after talking about sth to do with Kant)
Mr Toh: Okay who said so?
Class: You said so!
Mr Toh: Me? Really ah? Who said so?
Class: You said so!!
Mr Toh: Have I taught you nothing??
One person can't remember who: Kant said so
Mr Toh: Thank you!
Class : OH!!

Fair and just got nothing to do with inhumane, babe, come on. - Mr Toh

My job is to keep you entertained – Mr Toh

You do me, I do you. That's revenge already cannot!! - Mr Toh

Who likes harry potter? I love harry potter! - Mr Toh

Society does not have vested interest in taking revenge on you. That's a very nice line. I think I forgot to tell it to you. - Mr Toh

Psychopaths are treated differently in the law, do we all agree - Mr Toh

It's very small and cute. You want you can keep it. You want? - Mr Toh, in reference to a pink paper clip :)

*Looks at the clock* Ugh *Class looks at clock* Eh. Only I can look at the clock you don't look at the clock - Mr Toh

If I say heroin I'll probably lose my job that I'm trying to influence you into taking it. Lets say you want to inject some adrenaline into yourself' - Mr De Souza

Once you have one, it doesn't take long for the whole kampong to form in there - Mr De Souza, in reference to bacteria

Lets say you stayed in india for awhile, like the country, like the people, like the food, like the men there - Mr Wolfe (as to why immigrants brought to fight in Singapore wouldnt fight well)

You and your rabbit - Mr Wolfe, on Percival

Wh is an F sound in the Maori Language so its the Fail Rider - Ms Ong

Who needs to unleash their bladders - Day 1
Who needs to relax their bladder muscles - Day 2
Who needs to visit the fountain of life - Day 3
- Mr De Souza, before exam papers

(After Esther and Shivani ask a lot of questions regarding bio paper)
You want me to pass you the paper later? - Mr De Souza

If this were a settlement, then this one is library that one is marketplace - Mr Lim

This subject goes to France. Wahhh.. This subject goes to Timbaktu. Eeh - Mr Jalleh

Just don't come naked and say, oh, we love nature - Mrs Chan

I'm a mimosa, don't touch - Shivani

Only got time to say these are our points. Point 1,2,3,4,5. Thank you - Shivani

So who's Shylock?
Me I'm Shyvani - Rachel Ang, Shivani

Yups that's all i got minus some of the previous ones.. Sorry for the repetitions if any!
I still haven't gotten over Mrs Chan's statement. Haha. That was during the conversationists group discussion thing in case yall were wondering (:

Tc Bye <3

♥ car-TWOONEr

11:46 PM

heylo people(:
i know you all loved the random quotes from last time:D so now we have more! ahaha yay. we have a lot simply because we're very extra and random. (:
yea but they're farny. so FARNY hahahah!
that was stupid.
but anyway.

[during badminton] “Ow!”
“Oh, did I hit you? Sorry!”
“No, I hit myself.”
“Oh okay then I didn’t say sorry.”
- Wan Ting (ow), Yu Ann

“There’s this thing called phototaking, see. At first I didn’t want to give my photo to the school, but they insisted and I didn’t want to sound arrogant so I had to let them take it.”- Mr De Souza (on why he was late)

“为什么你要抄下来，这么落后？“ (why are you so obsolete, must copy down?)- 洪老师

“How many of you have finished reading the Merchant of Venice?”
“Please luh, it isn’t even English.”-
Ms Ong, Esther

“This is my happiness corner. Anyone who wants happiness can come here and receive happiness.” [everyone laughs, after a while he gets it] “You all ah! I really need a counsellor to come and counsel you man.”
- Mr De Souza

“What day is 23 July?”
“Tooth July?”
- Charmaine, Wan Ting

“Run, Alanna, run!”
“Like a llama.”
- 201, Esther

“You see their bases all 3, 3, 3, right? So they become happy tree friends.”
- Mr Lim

“What is this: 3 to the power of 2?”
“6.”
- Mr Lim, Shivani

“Eh please don’t laugh until heart attack in my class ah.”
-Mr Lim

“Ladies and gentlemen, oh wait there’s no gentlemen here.”
- Mr Lim

-Wan Ting makes stupid face-
“You look like a total retard.”
[from the opposite end of the classroom] “You RETAARD luh!”
- Xiaoting, Esther (to Shivani)

“Shit!”
“Go toilet!”
- Esther, Mr Lim

“We will start quote recitation in Week 3, according to register number, starting from registers 1 to 4.”
“That’s it. I’m going to change my name.”
- Ms Ong, Abirami

“Question O is very Oh…!”
- Mr Lim

“Those of you who miss my lesson can find me for consultation. Miss in this case has two meanings.”
-Mr Lim

“Maybe I should go and find a girlfriend called Indices.”
- Mr Lim

“I will confiscate anything you do not related to Math ah: English, Chinese, Math… oh wait Math can do.”
- Mr Lim

“Shivani’s son come out already: Factorise.”
- Mr Lim

“You know, I can never yawn properly in Mr Lim’s class.”
- Xiaoting

“Esther? Quick, Esther!”
“Huh? Are you talking to me?”
- Mr Lim, Esther

“Where? THERE!”
- Mr Lim

“Got stomachache ah? Why keep ah, ah, ah?”
- Mr Lim

“Maybe you can name your child x. Then your surname will be tra. So x-tra.”
- Mr Lim

“Mr Lim, just stick to your teaching.”
- Rachel Ang

“You all not as bad as 208, call me stupid.”
“I agree.”
- Mr Lim, Shivani

“Aiyah why must think so much ah?”
- Shivani

“I have a yawnstipation.”
- Xiaoting

“So fast lah!”
“So fast? That’s so slow!”
- Mr Lim, Shivani

“The Stone Monkey [note: a Lincoln Rhyme book]: The Ice Baboon. Wan Ting, I’m talking about you.”
- Xiaoting

“I bring Zoe Tay for lunch.”
“I tell Shirley Tan!”
- Mr Lim (Zoe Tay was on the magazine he confiscated), Shivani

“Esther, I can hear your laughter from outside.”
- Mr Lim

“I feel very lame. I still can walk.”
- Xiaoting

“What is 4 to the power of 4? 16 ah?”
- Xiaoting

“Shhhh.”
“The toilet’s over there!”
- 201, Xiaoting

“Live! No live, no choose!”
- Mr Toh

“This is the hardest section of all.”
“Oh okay let’s play hangman!”
- Mr Toh, Cheryl

[as Wan Ting lays guitar down] “Wan Ting, you look like you’re laying somebody down to rest.”
“Yea, the first person whom I do that to would be you.”
- Xiaoting, Wan Ting

“Every time I go to my cousin’s house I feel like a fool – “
“- can’t believe that I’m the fool again…”
- Xiaoting, Wan Ting

“I don’t think we should be talking about him and his ties here because he’s about 5 metres away.”
“No, that’s … 20 metres. I have poor estimation oh you know I have very good estimation?”
- Abirami, Wan Ting

“30 seconds? So little time? I open my mouth- okay time’s up.”
- Shivani (on the time [or lack of] in Geog debate)

“Of course don’t come to school naked because you’re conserving ah.”
- Mrs Chan

“That’s a very duh statement.”
- Mr Toh

“Capital punishment is not like I kill your lover because you killed mine.”
- Mr Toh

“Grace will go to Joanne and say ‘Can I exchange my bodily fluids with you?’ Joanne will say ‘Yes you may!’
- Mr De Souza

hahahah. you had a good laugh.:D note: all of them are true, so if you said one of them, be guilty.:D

♥ car-TWOONEr

8:14 PM

hello everyone(:
WANT here(: (i decided not to post as the pro for once.)
since tingwei very nicely told us to post anything we wanted, i am going to post about (yes i know you're all terrified i'm going to spam one of my amazing faves again) ex-102ers who are currently 201ers!:D i have some pictures of ICCS luh. and others(: so the nice one shall post. ahahah. 201 is amazingly cool. yay!

liying is on the right. with peiqi i think most of you know her(:

our dear dear ms picca!:D with peiqi again.

this is regina. :D holding a garbage bag with ms picca in the background:D

for those of you who don't know what limin looks like, she's the one on the right. the rightmost one. her hair is cute(:

HAHAH XINYI! so cute right(: i shall post more xinyi pictures cos she looks so FUNNY.

hahah xinyi is always so AHEMAHEMAHEM re....... yep.:D

i'm awfully proud of this picture which i took accidentally. i meant to take a candid picture of mswong during gbcamp, but never imagined it'd turn out so good. [yes, she was talking.]

and HAHAH I COULDN'T RESIST PUTTING THIS STUPID PICTURE. it's my favourite picture of me:D if my brother doesn't see, i might just put his candid picture up one day.(:

and and and! the broken window(:

♥ car-TWOONEr

7:01 PM

HELLO my dear lovely class :D

here are some photos of our kukup trip (: the rest of the faces of our cartwooners are with tya :D

anyway all the best for all of our pts! jiayou! dont get too stressed okay? (:

201 yeahh :D and our guide

four sleeping beauties who were all in slumberland :Dtic tac toe

recognise them?

:D deb looked into my camera!

this is purely random :D i caught a snapshot of my LOVELY snowy licking her lips(?) mouth i guess (:

that's all(: just put up ANY photos related to car-twoone! or anything you want to show us(:

LOVE, tingwei(:

♥ car-TWOONEr

8:20 PM

hello:D
i've added some people's positions and all, but i can't remember every single one. grrr. so whoever knows what positions the others are in can you please add it in? thanks(:
<3 guess who?(:

♥ car-TWOONEr

6:12 PM

hello everyone(:
based on experience, if no one revives this blog, it'd be dead as a i don't know what soon.
so i'm back(: yay.
not with a house/starwars/westlife post, but with a crap post!
yay!
*applause
thank you thank you. *bows
ohman i don't know what i'm typing i think i'm getting a little fuzzy somewhere.
hmmm. not good news.
ahahah have you finished reading merchant of venice? i know some people haven't even gotten past page 2 AHEMAHEM. (:
hahah it's really nice trust me. especially the twist was exceptionally cool.
like jeffery deaver twists.
oh right maybe i hsould have a lincoln rhyme post soon.
for now, i shall say bye and spam the tagboard.:D

♥ car-TWOONEr

7:33 PM